So you’re famous! Congratulations!
You’ve spent years building up enough fans/cash/scandal/failed relationships/headlines/backhanders/gratuitous nudity, to be recognised on the street! Well done, you!
Now all you need is to bung out the first volume of your autobiography. After all, a few million in royalties will give you some extra pocket money, and your bad habits have been catching up with you a bit lately. There is also a teeny tiny chance you might be about to be indicted.
On the other hand – perhaps you’re not famous at all yet. Perhaps you’re sitting down right now in your PJs and bunny slippers; a startlingly huge hole, for no discernable reason, in the pocket of your dressing gown. All the same, you’re imagining your autobiography, for, you know, when you’re famous.
But what to call it?
What do you call your life, ladies and gentlemen?
It’s a big ask. But I’m here to help. Let the Showbiz / Political Autobiography Book Title Generator put you out of your misery.
It’s all about Me Me Me, gentlepersons. So in that vein, here’s mine…
TARA SPARLING: My Spirited Pilgrimage
(Hey, Famous Me sounds happy! Or perhaps just belligerent. But let’s not worry about that right now.)
What’s yours? Go on. Tell me before you get famous, and forget all about me.