Category: Humour

Superblogger Chapter 2: The Thinnest Fitness Blog You’ll Ever Read

The Superblogger Chapter 2: The Best Fitness Blog You'll Ever Read

You guys, Superblogger wants you to feel as light and bright as they do this New Year, even though you’re so blimpy and hopeless in comparison. Tune in for a day in the life of a top fitness blogger; Superblogger’s exclusive tips on how to lose 10 pounds in 10 minutes – and how the basic goblet squat will change your life, no matter how fat your thighs are right now. #inspo #thinspo #thighspiration

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Superblogger Chapter 1: How To Get Filthy Rich From Internetting

Superblogger Chapter 2: The Best Fitness Blog You'll Ever Read

The Superblogger would like to give you some advice for free! Welcome to the world of eye-wateringly successful social influencing, which proves that you too can have a carefully curated life. Don’t live your best life (nobody wants YOUR life). Live the Superblogger life! #blessed #inspo #cringe

More Demotivational Posters For Writers

More Demotivational Posters For Writers

I toyed with the idea of bringing you an inspirational, motivational, muppetational post which might fuel you all to sally forth into the world with good cheer. Then I came to my senses, and realised – you don’t want that. Writers want cynicism, bitterness, and hopelessness. Thank Blog you’re here – because I have just the thing for you.

5-Minute Fixes For Your Desperately Dodgy Décor

Five-Minute Fixes For Your Desperately Dodgy Décor

Following unprecedented success in the world of beauty blogging, I have decided to venture forth into the Spangley Sparkleworld of Lifestyle Blogging, beginning with amazing home decorating tips which are more truthful than an ingestible lie detector; more insightful than a stoned Jedi master, and only slightly less patronising than a kale-munching 26-year-old in a tech start-up.

How I Learned To Cure My Anxiety With A Classic Smoky Eye

Honest Blurbs for Honest Writers

I’ve lost count of the number of times literally nobody has said to me, “what’s it like to be a really successful blogger?” The internet is alive with talk of how to make serious money from blogging, so it’s time to throw my hat into the Ring of Mind-Boggling Success and go where the money is. It’s on your face, by the way. Or at least it will be, by the time I’ve finished with it.