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Film and TV, Writing Tips

Just Save Me From The Fictional Crying Woman

April 1, 2016 • 81 Comments
Big Bang Comedy, and the Shattered Windscreen of the Internet

There are too many women crying in fiction. You can’t move in film and TV for women in floods of tears. Who is writing the crying woman? And how can we make it stop?

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Actual Writing, Humour, Tark and Mara

Tark And Mara Kill All The Bunnies

March 26, 2016 • 37 Comments
Tark And Mara Kill All The Bunnies

Tark and Mara go to a ruinously expensive restaurant, and decry the hideous cutesiness of Easter. Lambs, chocolate and children are all in the firing line – but it’s the bunnies that get it.

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Bestseller Genres, Humour, Unscientific Generalisations

Pairing Your Book To Your Overall Look: A Fashion Special

March 15, 2016 • 57 Comments
How To Wear Your Fave Books This Season

You just can’t beat the popularity of the fashion or beauty blog, so today, I’m joining their ranks with my Essential Guide To Wearing Your Fave Books This Season. What should you wear while reading Crime Fiction? And why do Literary Fiction and Louis Vuitton not mix?

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Film and TV, Unscientific Generalisations

In Defence Of Crappy Television

March 10, 2016 • 65 Comments

How are you watching TV these days? Are you giving it your full attention? Half? A third? Two-ninths? Isn’t there a lot to be said for TV you can watch without having to watch it?

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Bestseller Genres, Humour

Why You Should Never Live With An Unreliable Narrator

March 3, 2016 • 77 Comments
Hey, Big Reader: What Did I Miss?

We all know what it’s like to have difficult flatmates. Insomniacs. Musicians. Drug Addicts. Botanists. When things get really sour, a fictional flatmate would be ideal. But what if you were to live with a modern grip-lit heroine from the likes of Girl On The Train, Gone Girl, or Before I Go To Sleep?

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The Numbers Behind Bestsellers, Unscientific Generalisations

Isn’t Internet Piracy Just Awful? Well, No. Not Really

February 25, 2016 • 98 Comments

On what online piracy really means for authors and musicians; and why it’s all really the fault of Big Tobacco.

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Bestseller Genres, Publishing Tricks

Dissecting The Blurb Part 3: Short Stories, Self-Help And Literary Fiction

February 18, 2016 • 43 Comments
Dissecting The Blurb Part 3: Short Stories, Self-Help and Literary Fiction

In the third and final part of ‘what the hell is a book blurb and how am I supposed to write one’, we explore the genres of Short Stories – from both famous and less famous authors; Self-Help, and Literary Fiction. Sort of.

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Creating the Bestseller, Publishing Tricks

Dissecting The Blurb Part 2: Crime, Historical Fiction, Science Fiction/Fantasy

February 15, 2016 • 41 Comments

In the second part of ‘what the hell is a book blurb and how am I supposed to write one’, we explore the genres of Crime, Historical Fiction, and Science Fiction/Fantasy. Sort of.

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Creating the Bestseller, Publishing Tricks

Dissecting The Blurb: It’s A Formula, Not A Torture Instrument

February 12, 2016 • 91 Comments
Dissecting The Blurb: It's A Formula, Not A Torture Implement

What is a book blurb and how the hell do you write one? Is there a magic formula? Well, as it happens, there kind of is. And I’m sort of going to give it to you.

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Publishing Tricks, Sales & Marketing Techniques, Unscientific Generalisations

10 Classic Novels Marketed As If They Had Been Written By Women

February 4, 2016 • 60 Comments
10 Classic Novels Marketed If They Had Been Written By Women

How would some of the world’s best-loved classic novels have been marketed if they’d been written by women? Might their blurbs have read differently, or other themes have been pushed forward? I don’t know. But I’m going to make jokes about it all the same.

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Tara Sparling

Writer of fiction, screen and radio plays. Winner of Funniest Blog at one awards thingy and Best Newcomer at another. Blogging about bestselling book trends, literary humour, people's behaviour on the internet, traditional and self-publishing, marketing tips, success stories and spectacular failures at tarasparlingwrites.com.

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