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Creating the Bestseller

Why Writers Should Stop Torturing Their Goals… and Fail Better

January 14, 2020 • 30 Comments
More Demotivational Posters For Writers

I spent a lot of 2019 insulting my goals; poking them, calling them names, and generally hating on them. I’ve decided that in 2020 I should be kinder to them, and as well all know, whenever I decide something like that, I’m going to make a blog post out of it and insist that everyone should be doing it. You’re welcome.

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Humour, Unscientific Generalisations

Why You Shouldn’t Live With An Underwritten Christmas Character

December 16, 2019 • 0 Comments

This week I’m over at Anne R. Allen’s splendiferous blog in the US, wondering what it would be like to live with a well-known fictional character stereotype. At Christmas. Curious? Well, wonder no more, and count your blessings that you don’t…

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Bestseller Genres, Creating the Bestseller, Unscientific Generalisations

Why Brexit and Trump Mean Big Romance is Due a Comeback

November 25, 2019 • 2 Comments
A Passive Aggressive and Yet Somehow Loving Exchange of Views With My Internet Profile

The popularity of certain types of fiction waxes and wanes with economic cycles. This is because readers are human, and want to escape their reality. But if romantic fiction is the ultimate escapism, why isn’t it more popular at the moment? As usual, I have a theory about this, and I’m not afraid to use it…

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Creating the Bestseller

How To Write A Book Blurb Part 3

November 3, 2019 • 15 Comments
How to Write a Book Blurb Part 3

In the third and final instalment of templates for writing book blurbs according to the book’s genre, we look at short story anthologies, self-help books, and literary fiction. And most importantly, I have my fun, and that’s all that matters…

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Creating the Bestseller, Sales & Marketing Techniques

How to Write A Book Blurb Part 2

October 27, 2019 • 13 Comments
How to write a Book Blurb Part 2

In this 2nd second instalment of ‘how to write a book blurb and how it’s 100% dependent on what genre you’re writing in’, we look at crime, historical fiction and science fiction / fantasy. And I test your memory in more ways than one, but don’t worry. It’s still fun, I promise…

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Creating the Bestseller, Sales & Marketing Techniques

How To Write A Book Blurb Part 1

October 20, 2019 • 33 Comments
How To Write A Book Blurb Part 1

Christmas is coming, and the Biggest Book Publication Day of the year is already over. What does that mean for self-published authors, or authors with small presses who have a big role in their own marketing? Time to write your blurb, that’s what.

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Creating the Bestseller, Publishing Tricks

What Do Literary Agents Really Want? Try Abnormal People

September 22, 2019 • 19 Comments

What are literary agents really looking for? Well, I’ll give you a clue, and it’s not what they say they’re looking for. It’s the character, stupid….

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Bestseller Genres, Film and TV, Humour

Why You Should Never Live With A Character From A Historical TV Drama – Part II

September 8, 2019 • 16 Comments

I’ve been bingeing on historical fiction and drama lately, and you know that can only mean one thing: more clichés to skewer. So what are our favourite historical TV drama characters doing these days? Well, it’s all about the plot in ye olde modern times, so take a deep breath, and get ready for some serious telling…

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Unscientific Generalisations

10 Bloody Brilliant Reasons To Marie Kondo Your Bookshelves

August 25, 2019 • 29 Comments
Why Your Attention Span Is Under Attack From Authors Who Just Don't Get It

I’ve decided to go all minimalist with my books, because many of them are not just sparking joy, they’re sparking misery. Welcome to the Life-Changing Magic Of Cheering Yourself Up.

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Creating the Bestseller, Publishing Tricks, Unscientific Generalisations

Hey, Authors! Sorry My Mood Ruined Your Book

July 30, 2019 • 24 Comments
More Demotivational Posters For Writers

Imagine a world where good and bad book reviews were as random and unpredictable as a lottery, and had little or nothing to do with the book the were supposed to be describing. Terrifying, isn’t it?! Now think again. What’s the difference between that… and this thing we call Now?

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Writer of fiction, screen and radio plays. Winner of Funniest Blog at one awards thingy and Best Newcomer at another. Blogging about bestselling book trends, literary humour, people's behaviour on the internet, traditional and self-publishing, marketing tips, success stories and spectacular failures at tarasparlingwrites.com.

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