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Superblogger Chapter 9: How To Become Your Authentic Best Self With A Classic Smokey Eye

Superblogger: How I Beat Depression With A Classic Smokey Eye

This is a really big post for me, you guys. We all know nothing is more important to me than luxury makeup brands and how they can help us to beat depression in more authentic ways. So today, I can exclusively reveal to you, my fans, a 4-step 1-way ticket to happiness: the Classic Smokey Eye!

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The Most Effective 5-Minute Workout In The World (Which EVEN YOU Can Do, Fatty!)

The Most Effective 5-Minute Workout In The World (Which EVEN YOU Can Do, Fatty!)

In the latest of my thoroughly successful series to become a top money-earning blogger, I have turned myself into an inspirational Fitness Expert. Let my real diet be no reason to be sceptical of my frankly dubious claims! Let my true exercise routine be no reason not to buy the stuff I say you should buy! And let my actual body shape be no barrier to your willingness to follow my inexpert advice!