You guys, once upon a time, people bonded over pop culture, and liking the same things. Now you can make an entire career out of liking something, simply by liking it harder than anyone else! This week Superblogger tells you how to monetise fandom; why it’s okay to get people who disagree with you into witness protection programmes, and why being a fan can be more glamorous than being a celebrity!
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Superblogger Chapter 6: How To Dress to Impress (The Haters)
Fashion blogging is all about getting ahead of the posse, and Superblogger has some extra special top tips for all you wannabe style demons out there! Such as: How do you selfie with designer labels if nobody’s sending you anything for free yet? Can you photograph yourself photographing shoes? And what do you say to people who don’t think that fashion bloggers work really, really, really hard?
Superblogger Chapter 5: Your Essential Guide To Using Politics And Social Activism To Become More Popular
We all know that politics is super-hot right now. But it doesn’t have to be boring, guys! It can totally get you more followers, too. This week, Superblogger tells you all about how to use social and political issues to raise your social media profile and maybe just save the world, too!!
Superblogger Chapter 4: How To Make Dough From Your Food Blog
Do you want to have the tastiest food blog around? Well, or at least, the next tastiest to Superblogger’s?! Tune in to find out the secret to foodie online stardom, how many celebrity friends to have at a dinner party, and the signature dish that’s going to make your name and your money!
Superblogger Chapter 3 (ii): How To Make Wealth Out Of Mental Health
It’s hard to understand how anyone who’s living their best life – like I am – could ever be sad. But the truth is, sadness can happen to anyone, even celebrities. So who should you go to for advice about how to be happy again? Why, bloggers, of course! And Superblogger’s just the one to give it to you!
Superblogger Chapter 3: The Wellbeing Of Looking Weller Than Other People (Part 1)
Wellbeing is all very well, but at the end of the day, when it comes to online superstardom, it’s all about looking weller than other people! That’s right, fans – in Part 1 of a 2-Part series, today Superblogger wants to tell you how to look the wellest you’ve ever looked, and bring the good feelings home, together with the Likes.
Superblogger Chapter 2: The Thinnest Fitness Blog You’ll Ever Read
You guys, Superblogger wants you to feel as light and bright as they do this New Year, even though you’re so blimpy and hopeless in comparison. Tune in for a day in the life of a top fitness blogger; Superblogger’s exclusive tips on how to lose 10 pounds in 10 minutes – and how the basic goblet squat will change your life, no matter how fat your thighs are right now. #inspo #thinspo #thighspiration
Superblogger Chapter 1: How To Get Filthy Rich From Internetting
The Superblogger would like to give you some advice for free! Welcome to the world of eye-wateringly successful social influencing, which proves that you too can have a carefully curated life. Don’t live your best life (nobody wants YOUR life). Live the Superblogger life! #blessed #inspo #cringe
The Most Effective 5-Minute Workout In The World (Which EVEN YOU Can Do, Fatty!)
In the latest of my thoroughly successful series to become a top money-earning blogger, I have turned myself into an inspirational Fitness Expert. Let my real diet be no reason to be sceptical of my frankly dubious claims! Let my true exercise routine be no reason not to buy the stuff I say you should buy! And let my actual body shape be no barrier to your willingness to follow my inexpert advice!